Oh no, not again - the Atkins Diet is back
Tags: Food & Health Well-Being
From what I have been reading in the news, the Atkins Diet is making a comeback. This time it will allow more salt, more fat - and possibly more veggies, though I doubt that's what entices dieters to follow the plan.
For the record, if you are on the Atkins Diet, please stay far away from me until you come to your senses and DO NOT invite me to dinner, then feed me a chunk of dead animal and nothing else. Puh-leez. Everyone I know who has been on the Atkins Diet is heavier than when they started, with the exception of one person who has been lately following Weight Watchers.
I am flabbergasted that this is coming back. How can otherwise intelligent people be so dumb as to follow this nonsense? I think I'll go stick my head under a pillow, unplug the phone and bolt the doors until it becomes passe again.
From what I have been reading in the news, the Atkins Diet is making a comeback. This time it will allow more salt, more fat - and possibly more veggies, though I doubt that's what entices dieters to follow the plan.
For the record, if you are on the Atkins Diet, please stay far away from me until you come to your senses and DO NOT invite me to dinner, then feed me a chunk of dead animal and nothing else. Puh-leez. Everyone I know who has been on the Atkins Diet is heavier than when they started, with the exception of one person who has been lately following Weight Watchers.
I am flabbergasted that this is coming back. How can otherwise intelligent people be so dumb as to follow this nonsense? I think I'll go stick my head under a pillow, unplug the phone and bolt the doors until it becomes passe again.